Friday, November 26, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Smokin' Oakland Takes the Win
"Alright all you meth-addicted Seattle fans, us Raider fans will fuck you up. One word losers, scoreboard. Come to Oakland, you'll get shot."
-anonymous (nfl.com)
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Missing: Patty Mayonnaise
AGE: Baby
HEIGHT: Yay High
WEIGHT: Bong
LAST SEEN: Roaming Nick Merrill County Jail
REWARD
Friday, October 22, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Reporting Live From The Cell
"My money on etcetera. 3 dots.
Still get a stomach ache every time I see cops."
Still a human being
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Stephen Baldwin-Sketch.
"Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials "HM" for Hannah Montana. He got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Cyrus at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008.[18] To date he has never appeared on the show. He has since gone on record as saying that he regrets getting the tattoo.[19] [20]"
-wiki
also claims he will move to Canada when Barack Obama becomes president... .. .
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
This is an American Anthem.
"Yo, my name is Beardo and my dad floated to America on a goddamn soccer ball.
MOTHER FUCKERS!"
24 HOURS A DAY WE'RE PARTYING
Monday, September 20, 2010
Hi, How Are You
My name is Daniel Johnston and this is my new music cassette tape, I hope you'll listen:
Friday, September 17, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Next Level. Forever.
Here's the story of this next level shit: NINJA has known YO-LANDI VI$$ER for a very long time from when she was a little laaitie. YO-LANDI likes to do her own thing and doesn't like people telling her what to do. NINJA went to go visit his homeboy DJ HI-TEK who makes fat gang$ta rap beats on his PC Computer in his bedroom. During her ninja rap training YO-LANDI got the idea to add some rave vibes to their tjoons and make their zef rap group more even more next level. NINJA, YO-LANDI and DJ HI-TEK discovered DIE ANTWOORD when their 3rd eyes got opened at this rave they threw at NINJA'S parent's house this one time when NINJA'S parents went on holiday to Sun City.
They are about to drop their 1st album called $O$ on Interscope Records, then their 2nd album called TEN$ION, then their 3rd album, then their 4th album and then their 5th album
They are about to drop their 1st album called $O$ on Interscope Records, then their 2nd album called TEN$ION, then their 3rd album, then their 4th album and then their 5th album
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Santa Cruz is Amazing
And Kelsey is doing homework in the AM. ? ?
"I would have just dropkicked his balls"
(on Jesus and women's history)
Saturday, September 11, 2010
One Moke Over the LIne
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
-raoul duke
Thursday, September 09, 2010
Ron Artest
Won an NBA Championship last year.
He should be able to drive the streets of LA with expired plates.
Switch It Up|Set Shit Up
Found a BBQ in the streets of Arcata. | Also found this via the internet; great show:
Pabst?!? Even better drinking game.
Also, Playboy only employs fake tits; remember this for future reference.
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
Valid Logic #1
1. Your logic class consists of freshman.
2. You are not a freshman.
3. Therefore, you are not in logic class.
Tuesday, September 07, 2010
Congratulations Ringo Starr!
You made a movie on acid, and in no way tried to hide it.
Not completely Pointless...
"Ain't necessary to possess yourself a point to have yourself a point."
-Rock|Man.
They go by the name of Ratatat
and apparently they want you to sit back and vibe to THIS. So...
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